Photo: Man cries out for help after getting elephant tatto around his penis

A man is full of regrets after he got so drunk that he let his friend tattoo an elephant’s head around his penis.
Builder Kieran and his pal Snowy have weekly tattoo sessions, and one night they took it a step further.In a bid to have it fixed,he has taken it to Channel 4’s Tattoo Fixers..He said 

“One day after work, we had a few beers, a few too many and the tattoo gun comes out and that is where tattoo Tuesday started,”He’s written his name on my ribs. We had a game of noughts and crosses on my kn**.
The only training we’ve got is what we’ve done on each other.“I think he’d had one too many cans when he did this one because it’s just a mess.It look like it's been drawn on with a biro."

But his friend Snowy has defended his artwork, as he said:

“To be honest with you I think it’s brilliant.”

An embarrassed Kieran sought help from the tattoo fixers, who actually refused to work on his piece of ‘art’.
Tattoo artist gave an outright no and wouldn’t touch his ‘trunk’, as she said: “I don’t do willies.”She however helped tattoo a skull over it .

Daily Record